Bostonian Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !