Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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You have a hole in one. "

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Because he got a hole in one!

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.