Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!