Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?