Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.