Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.