Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy