What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.