How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"