What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What are they called in America?

Americans.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)