What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.