Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !