Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.