Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.