Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer