Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.