Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.