What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.