What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.