What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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You suffer from pickled hearing!

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

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