What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.