What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Who loses?

America.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years