What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!