Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
A marajuannabe.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
An ampu-tee.