How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.