How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man