How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.