What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.