A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
About three inches.
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
A $100 bill.
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Because Juice control the media
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.