What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.