What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty