What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.