What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."