What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it