Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.