Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!