Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale