How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!