How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!