What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times