How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.