How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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A noble gas.

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They put two twins together to make a king.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.