How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Woman

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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V.

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Many hands make light work.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Tires need changing too you know!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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