How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Because he needed a poo.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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