Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.