Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

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