Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.