Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch