Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.