Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.