How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.