How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,