How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire