What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.