What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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I'll be back in a jiffy

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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