How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor