How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...