How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.