How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.