What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls