What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!