What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor