Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted