Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.