What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.