What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!