What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.