Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Thunderwear!

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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A fuel injected pickle.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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A wooly jumper!

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Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.