Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.