Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.