What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper