What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.