How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.