8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Reptile disfunction
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Na 'ma ste
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
About 8000
None. They just move out of the house.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight