How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.