Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.