Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants