What do books wear on a rainy day?

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!