Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.