Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."