Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.