Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division