What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry