Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.