What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.