What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.