Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.