Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What are you watching?

Our wedding video."

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.