Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!